If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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