I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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