No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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