Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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