Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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