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  No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"

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• Agreed. So much awesome I may actually die from trying to comprehend it.

  Submitted by klrpxl on Jul 7, 13 at 3:56pm

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• my head can barely comprehend the amount of win in this statement

  Submitted by FADNET on Jul 7, 13 at 3:40pm

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• Ok cloyd rivers

  Submitted by ebgeorge on Jul 8, 13 at 11:46am

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• AMERICA FUCK YEA, COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!!

  Submitted by Umbrae_Jokes on Jul 8, 13 at 9:03am

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• My head can barely comprehend the lack of coherency in this statement. A blazon? FFS.

  Submitted by scrotum66 on Jul 8, 13 at 7:59am

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