She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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