Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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