Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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