one two three fourrrrnication!
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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