Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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