At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize