I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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