did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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