I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
either way he was missing a nipple.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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