"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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