ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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