i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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