no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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