So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I don't deserve a penis
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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