Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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