I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize