Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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