I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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