saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
