Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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