He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
