in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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