is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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