Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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