Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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