It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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