Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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