I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
This is my gift to your gina
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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