I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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