i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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