would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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