would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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