why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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