All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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