Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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