Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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