you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Come share oat with me in your robe
The air taste purple.
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