I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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