How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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