I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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