Quick, to the slutcave!
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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