no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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