go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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