Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
