My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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