in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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