How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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