she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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