That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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