Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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