nut hugger
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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