he wants to bone in the snuggie
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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