so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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