i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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